You just gotta love the people who sit around and think these things up! Over the past two days, I received two e-mails, the first (copied as sent below as Letter 1), was a very official looking letter from Mr. Edward Meyers who was polite enough to inform me that no less than the Government Accountability Office (GAO) of United States Government and also the International Monetary Fund (IMF) had instructed he, Mr. Edward Meyers, working on their behalf, to immediately within 72 banking hours – wow this must have been very important – to transfer to me the sum of US$45 Million. Nice!
From The Desk Of Mr Edward Meyers
Phone: +1 530 540 5419
Dear valued Customer,
My Name is Mr Edward Meyers, A citizen of the United States,52 years Old. I reside in Hobbs, New Mexico,My residential address is as follows;1320 Linam Street, Hobbs, NM 88242, USA,i work in the remittance department with Bank Of America in collaboration with Gulf General Investment here in New Mexico, United States Of America.
Am contacting you concerning your overdue payment of US$45 Million which have been endorsed for onward transfer to your destination depending on your choice to receive your full payment,you have the legal rite to indicate by return email, the preferable method to receive your payment within 72 Banking hours.
Bank Of America will be willing to receive your full contact details in your next email,so as to furnish you with the necessary steps to deliver your funds within 72 Banking hours.
Considering the latest payment instruction we received few days ago from THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABILITY OFFICE(GAO) AND ALSO FROM INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND(IMF),You will not be required to pay for any money transfer charges until your funds are delivered to your bank account,but you must present valid and verifiable details of your payment to my office prior to the final release of your payment so as to indicate and assure that you are the rightful beneficiary to the funds in our custody.
Do not hesitate to call me on my contact phone numbers given below for more details or send an email.
I will be expecting to hear from you urgently
Mr Edward Meyers
For Bank Of America,
Direct phone: +1 530 540 5419
(I have highlighted the errors in the letters in red)
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